Tom: Okay, my name is Tom Scavo, and I like big breasts.
Lynette: But you married me.
Tom: Man, I stepped right into that one, didn’t I?
Lynette: So let me ask you, you ever feel like you compromised?
Lynette: Okay, I’m giving you one chance to start over.
Tom: No, no, no, no. I need you to not be perfect.
Tom: Because I’m not perfect. I’m not rich, I’m not brilliant, I’m not movie star handsome. If you didn’t have this one flaw, I would spend every moment of every day wondering, “what the heck is she doing with me?”
Lynette: You may not be brilliant, but you can tiptoe through a minefield better than anyone I know. Well done.
Tom and Lynette <3
Chandler’s come backs are priceless!